Songstress

In trying to get perspective on this whole man/rejection/heart exposure ordeal, I find that I am coping with my feelings through a series of songs. Here are a few examples...

"...Now I'm running. Faster. Faster and faster to nowhere," Donna Summer.

"Loving you is a not a choice but who I am..." Barbara Cook sings Sondheim.

"Helpless, helpless, helpless...." kd Lang sings Neil Young.

"...You needed me, I needed you. How quickly need can turn to love..." Bernadette Peters also sings Sondheim.

"You spend all your time waiting for a second chance. For a break that would make it okay," Sarah Mclachlan.

"You may never be or have a husband. You may never have or hold a child. You will learn to lose everything via temporary arrangements," Alanis Morissette.

"Sometimes I think you want me to touch you. But you just look away in the distance," Tori Amos.

"Suddenly Seymour, standing beside me," just kidding!

And my personal favorite...

"I regret everything, every single step I take. Every path that I choose only leads to more boo-boo's!" Patti LuPone, in a cheap French accent.

I shan't mix feelings with boys.

No, really, I'm gaining my sense of humor back. Look, I even created a clever new word: DUMBASSHOLE. On which syllables you put the emphasis is up to you. Please use it liberally and don't forget to credit me.